Phoebe Buffay

"If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."

- Phoebe, after separating Monica and Rachel from a fight. Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan is a fictional character on the popular television sitcom Friends (1994–2004), played by Lisa Kudrow. She is perhaps best known for her bohemian lifestyle and silly wit, and her guitar playing in Central Perk.